Oh…oh my GOD!!! WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE!!! I mean…its just…just so…PERFECTLY DOUCHE-Y! I don’t even know this person and I want to PUNCH HIM out of EXISTENCE! I can’t imagine this web site going any further…all has been done. I don’t know if you can surpass the pure, unrefined douchebaggery that is going on here…oh my CHRIST…
Okay, why is his mouth off center in half the photos? In the straight-on view, it’s in the center of his face, where it belongs. So, what’s he doing in Photoshop or Glamour-program, or whatever he’s using, to make his mouth shift over? It just adds to the creepiness.
My EYES!!!! Whatever photoshop program he’s using to airbrush the shit out of himself is rather dated methinks. I read this guy is a conservative Muslim. I say we put him in the same cell as the younger Tsarnaev brother as punishment.
Little is known about Ahmed Angel, the Iraqi model who has taken the Internet by storm this week. However, we do know this: He’s a splendid specimen of mankind with a knack for flaunting his fabulous Photoshop skills.
Simply take a look at some of Angel’s dapper self-portraits in the slideshow below to see what we mean.
And if you still haven’t had your fill, check out the 18-year-old med student’s Facebook page to see more than 400 other photos. (Yes, this comely young stud is prolific!)
The trick to looking this good? Angel will tell you, if you ask him: “In order to become a perfect and successful person: faith in God. Continuous worship. Parental satisfaction [sic]. Honesty. Humility. Respect. Generosity. Love people. Help people. Learn. Research. GOOD HEART. Elegance.”