How to spot a douchebag

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11 Comments to How to spot a douchebag

1. 

   Words cannot describe how much I hate the term “YOLO.” If you use that term, you’re either a retarded 11 year old or a tool. Perhaps both.
Panda on November 11th, 2012
2. 

   Wow! Alberta! Canada! I live in Alberta! Oh, wait, no I don’t.
   (If I see this car, I’ll remove that.)
Brad on November 11th, 2012
3. 

   It should say “I BLOW”…. Idiots are in abundance these days it seems.
Watertender on November 11th, 2012
4. 

   *prays for engine failure on train tracks*
drm on November 11th, 2012
5. 

   its CARPE DIEM! not “yolo”……….even spell checker on chrome says it’s not a word nor have any meaning XD
mordred on November 23rd, 2012
6. 

   I love how some of these losers are getting YoLo tattoos in that generic old English text font. Nit that it was ever a cool acronym to anyone except dbags, but some day it won’t even be cool to the biggest losers who used to think so. It will at most be a bad pop culture joke on ch1′s “I love the 2010s.” Other bad word/phrase trends haven’t even been that bad but still outdates; Raise the roof, who let the dogs out, word up, groovy, etc….

   Would I be cool if I put PHAT on my back windshield? Shit I don’t even think phat is as bad!

   I’m a star wars nut and have stickers on my back window and bumper…I might be a geek but I’m proud. This guy has no clue he’s a douche bag! At least my hobby is a real interest and only comments I get are positive from other fans.

   I also don’t even know why the phrase ” you only live once” is such a breakthru for these retards!!! You would think they already knew that they only had one life, unless they were into reincarnation. Wow, a shitty rapper came up with a blatantly obvious philosophic acronym and they act like its a new moto to live by. If it wasn’t for the fact that rap music has evolved into total trash compared to old school stuff, this rapper would either be selling drugs, collecting welfare, living in projects, or all three at once.
DannyD on November 26th, 2012
7. 

   YOLO is a lazy way of saying You Only Live Once, God Damn You Text Messaging.
Emma on January 10th, 2013
8. 

   Not even us Canucks are safe from DBAGS
Selinda Ann on January 16th, 2013
9. 

   anyone else notice the little sticker in the corner or am i the only commenter who spotted it? either way, the owner of this car should either have his sack cut off (if a guy) or hope i never get to see that car for real.
Somebody on April 8th, 2013
10. 

    corner of the windshield, sorry.
Somebody on April 8th, 2013
11. 

    alberta douchebags needs its own blog altogether
780 on May 18th, 2013

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