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I don’t even know what this is


Female or male? Leave your verdict in the comments.

Douchebags, Fake tans

35 Comments to I don’t even know what this is

  1. It’s an Oompa-Loompa!

  2. usmcgunz on October 8th, 2011
  3. I don’t care if it’s M or F just keep it away from me … oompa-loompa ROFL right on.

  4. krissykat on October 8th, 2011
  5. this is the result of a long night at the wonka factory… willy tried, but those oompa loompas are just soo enticing…

  6. libbylou on October 8th, 2011
  7. I think it’s an Oompa Loompa impersonating T-Boz.

  8. Scott on October 8th, 2011
  9. You guys are off the mark. The first person was original in his Oompa-Loompa comparison, but the rest are tools.

    Judging by the fake eyelashes, lip and eye paints and the two lip piercings – I’d say it’s a girl.

    If it’s actually a dude, it doesn’t matter, because he’s impersonating a girl so well, he makes Taiwanese trannies look bad.

  10. Yossarian on October 9th, 2011
  11. And you’re a tool for not recognizing “Oompa Loompa” is the most commonly used name for these orange things. It’s all in good fun, what are you here for, trying to get some blue ribbon for the best comment? That’ll look good on your resume.

  12. Scott on October 9th, 2011
  13. Id guess by those hands and the attempt to hide the adams apple, that its got a banana.

  14. Jeebus on October 9th, 2011
  15. Nothing naplam couldn’t cure that’s for sure!

  16. MrBiggz on October 9th, 2011
  17. i’m pretty sure it’s a boy?? maybe not that sure… haha

  18. bodhi on October 9th, 2011
  19. It’s a dude. Look at the hands.

  20. BUBBA on October 10th, 2011
  21. WHAT Adam’s Apple?? The chin is low enough to hide it!

    Crazy ass mu fu!

  22. Love my blowjob on October 10th, 2011
  23. It’s so ugly you can’t tell male or female.

  24. Missy on October 10th, 2011
  25. Not that I’d even want to know. I think I’d shoot it if it got too close.

  26. Chris on October 10th, 2011
  27. Definitely a boy. Maybe not human but male.

  28. DBag Dave on October 10th, 2011
  29. This is a poor imitation of a Japanese trend called “Ganguro” which peaked in popularity around 10 years ago. Though rarely seen, I think this may be an actual “Ganguro Boy”, just Google “Ganguro” and you’ll see thousands of pics like this…

  30. SmokyJoe on October 10th, 2011
  31. OMG twenty years ago this horny drunk came into the ER and said he just f****d his cat, I think that might be it’s offspring.

  32. Doc on October 11th, 2011
  33. mabey willy wonka should do a head count every night cause this one got out

  34. fu2mf on October 11th, 2011
  35. WTF is that bright orange thing? Is it male or female? Seriously. Do these ppl not have mirrors I wonder?

  36. Josie on October 11th, 2011
  37. Whatever it is, it’s gonna give me nightmares.

  38. Kelly on October 14th, 2011
  39. Male or Female? WHO CARES??? If I saw it, I would have to shoot it!!!

  40. MajorTrouble on October 14th, 2011
  41. Male, female don’t know, don’t care. Just get it fixed before it reproduces!!

  42. vomit knife on October 17th, 2011
  43. it looks like a fashion called “ganguro” its wat japanese women sometimes do haha look it up. i actually kinda like it haha

  44. yoyo on October 19th, 2011
  45. Chester the emo cheetah

  46. JemBrat on October 19th, 2011
  47. My GOD, the OOMPAH LOOMPAHS do exist

  48. Marty Murphy on October 20th, 2011
  49. Obviously elmo got smurfette pregnant. She was then raised by miss piggy which results in a slutty hybrid

  50. honeybear on October 20th, 2011
  51. I thought dinasaurs were extinct and oompa loompahs weren’t real but i was wrong cuz here i am looking at the offspring of a dinasaur and oompa loompah after a long night together and how did the dinosaur not crush the oompa loompah while doing it?

  52. Sam Bruce on October 23rd, 2011
  53. This particular dbag was on a BBC tv program.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2373818/Male-Barbie-Ross-Sutherland-to-appear-on-BBC3s-Snog-Marry-Avoid.html
    http://www.dlisted.com/node/31587

    Certainly not a rarity in England. I see similar examples all the time. Most male hairdressers seem to be like this now.

  54. dbagspotter on October 30th, 2011
  55. Remember that line from Spies Like us where Dan Akroyd’s character mentions it’ll give your kids a permanent orange afro? This is what I’m thinking it is.

  56. Shoryuken on November 2nd, 2011
  57. This is what pizza would look like if you put it in a blender. Or it could just be Kim K without her make up on . Or maybe its just lady gaga .

  58. Gannon on November 6th, 2011
  59. Isn’t that the Scottish Male Barbie?

  60. AFStracuzzi on November 10th, 2011
  61. D-Bags have no gender, it makes it easier for them to fuck themselves

  62. POPE on November 14th, 2011
  63. Whatever…I hope is death now. Or we must kill that think!

  64. LABlackPepper on November 16th, 2011
  65. @pope, hahaha…love that one!

  66. lisa on January 2nd, 2012
  67. All I have to say is “OOMPA LOOMPA DOPIDIE DO WHY R U STUPID THIS DOSENT LOOK GOOD” (TO THE TUNE OF OOMPA LOOMPA)

  68. IM NOT TELLING YOU on April 25th, 2012
  69. ‘this’ just so happens to be a very cool friend of mine who went through a funny phase of wearing shit loads of make up. He actually in fact is a really hansom guy who models now. He loos like ryland from x-factor/ big brother

  70. None of your business on January 16th, 2013

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