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Looks totally natural, bro
This is the kind of fake tan you can get skin cancer just from looking at. Seriously, after looking at this picture I found a mole big enough to land a helicopter on. A news chopper has been circling me for the last 3 minutes. Dammit.
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holy crap, not only is he orange but he’s a shiny orange as well! it’s got to be his body just sweating non-stop from being baked for so long
If I could, I would find him and kill him
If I could. I would find him and kill him. What a tool. Does he really think he is good looking
Dude you are white, quit trying to be orange! He probably tells people he grew up in the groves. LOL. How can she even been seen next to him and not be laughing.
Holy shit was he just swallowed by a pumpkin then puked up!!!!!lmao. really buddy-no one believes that spray tan is real.
you look like pumpkin dung.
Oompa Loompa doopity do…
She’s far too pretty to be with him. He’d be ugly even if he wasn’t covered with orange jizz
so……… is he dressed in blackface? i feel REALLY offended right now. how sad is it that he just offended a whole race of ppl without even knowing it? :^P lol
GAWD, let this shit be OVER! Of all the worst trends in my 35 years – and that’s including mullets, rat-tail’s, razor marks at both sides of the head, blonde streaks, bowl cuts, spikey hair, using the word “rad” in every sentence and all the others, THIS one is the ugliest and worst. Who wants to date somebody that looks like that stupid-looking orange with the retarded grin? And John McCain will go to hell for supporting Snooki and this…..shit! How can you even look at him while having sex? The face, neck and arms THIS ugly color and the rest of the body pasty-white. GROSS! You’re not so hot and neither is Jersey Shore.
Scott- tell us how you REALLY feel. LOL
Seriously, I want to strangle this jerk.
first it’s screw on boobs, then it was fish lips, and now this!!! I can’t describe how disappointed I am in these people, makes me wonder about humans…. what really gets to me is that they ‘think’ they look good BAWAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAA…. OH stop I can’t stand it…. laughing until my guts fall out. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
(wiping tears of laughter from eyes) and this is not a natural tan … it’s the spray on kind I see pagent mom’s applying to their kiddies… oh my gosh …. DBaggin for sure.
LOL Pam, I’m sick of these stupid trends – and you know they’re going to look back 10-20 years from now and say “I looked ridiculous back then!”. It’s because you DID! I done the “spikey hair” thing out of all of them but I was also in 6th grade.
NIce Head Buddy what do you feed it?
What’s he trying to do….pass? If so he should had hit his ears with the tanning juice! LMAO at a clown.
100% whigger.
Two words: CRISPY CRITTER!!! No wonder CA has outlawed kids under 18 from tanning beds, he’ll have skin cancer before he’s old enough to drink at that pace!!
actually, second look, he looks more like he rubbed SH*t all over his face…. crying laughing again… that makes him a SH*tHead
What a F’n clown. I want to hit him with my car and then back over him about 10 times.
Now all he needs os the green hair and the white eyebrows and he could work for Willy Wonka!!! Oompa loompa doompa dee doo…
I hope he knows how fake that looks, especially since it’s a “non-tanned look” colour and there’s also a nature skin line between his forehead and his hair. LOLOLOLOL. *puke* Whether that’s a spray on or tanning bed tan, it is extremely DANGEROUS to tan that dark!
Silly me…I thought oompah-loompahs were make believe! Strange that this one seems to be melting though…
He’s *almost* a douchebag… he just doesn’t have the funny hair. This makes him a douchebag poseur which is far worse
My wife says he looks like he’s part of the Orange Man Group. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Reply if you agree that this dipstick is just asking for a kick in the nuts.
I’m guessing Britney Spears is now dating a shaved Orangutan (That’s an orange colored monkey for the uneducated out there).
This dude can not be real. I’m sure his pants are around his ass too.
lololol. You got poop on your face bro.
Why is his face orangey-brown and moist? Is it some sort of peanut butter-tanning spray concoction?? Revolting.
He looks like Gene Wilder at the end of the movie Silver Streak.
He looks like the brown member of the blue man group.
I’ll never understand why cute girls are attracted to total dorks.
That girl is going to need a lot of shots to not remember this
Is it possible that he is photobombing this picture ? If not then she must be seriously pissed.