For fuck’s sake, just buy a cat and get the operation, already. You’re not fooling anyone.
How cute…they went trick or treating this year dressed as Pauly D. !
I would grind this douche up with a damn snowblower and spray his remains all over the sidewalk for the crows to eat in the spring…
Oh, great!! Now mom is missing both pairs of sunglasses.
“…I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can,
keep my eyes on your while your’e asleep…”
His future’s so bright, he’s gotta wear SHADES!
Yeah, I would be real terrified to meet these bags alone in an alley. They would kick my ass as I die laughing.
“…I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douche-bags!”
if they only made shades that covered the whole face….
The one on the left has nicer brows than I do.
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