Yeah…um…ok. This is douchedom at it’s finest. I mean it’s all right there, down to the finest detail. Tapout hat? Check. 7-11 glasses? Check. Middle finger? Check. Wanna-be Billy Idol sneer? Check. Hot Topic impulse buy bracelet? Check. Prepare yourself bro, for some long, lonely nights.
I was trying eat while browsing these amusing photos of douche bags, but upon seeing this perticular photo I’ve entirely lost my appetite. This guy looks like a male snooki or some other extremely lonely self obsessed spoiled little dependent. I think this actually made sick… Thank You for this enlightening experience.
Tapout? Really? Seems like the vast majority of people who rock MMA gear are the least qualified to wear it. I’d love to see this douche in the octagon for 5 seconds – he’s scream like a girl and submit without being touched.
Someone needs to tell this prick to get that bee sting on his arm that he thinks is a bicep checked!! Seriously, how do kids like this come to be? I can’t wait to see him and his teen wife on Maury!
Yeah…um…ok. This is douchedom at it’s finest. I mean it’s all right there, down to the finest detail. Tapout hat? Check. 7-11 glasses? Check. Middle finger? Check. Wanna-be Billy Idol sneer? Check. Hot Topic impulse buy bracelet? Check. Prepare yourself bro, for some long, lonely nights.
DYLAN????
This just shouts out classy… A repeated kick in the ass daily might help to normalize the little puke.
Ahhahaaahahhhaaaa! Yeh, you look like a real cool badass. NOT!
do you even lift?
is it me, or does the 1 muscle he has look photoshopped, the shadow is weird…
Happy Birthday, cunt or whatever you are.
Nonce
Yeah it does look a little weird. But if he is constantly dating his hand, then that could explain why that muscle is so much bigger than any other.
It looks like his finger stinks after pulling out of his boyfriend’s ass.
I was trying eat while browsing these amusing photos of douche bags, but upon seeing this perticular photo I’ve entirely lost my appetite. This guy looks like a male snooki or some other extremely lonely self obsessed spoiled little dependent. I think this actually made sick… Thank You for this enlightening experience.
Tapout? Really? Seems like the vast majority of people who rock MMA gear are the least qualified to wear it. I’d love to see this douche in the octagon for 5 seconds – he’s scream like a girl and submit without being touched.
Someone needs to tell this prick to get that bee sting on his arm that he thinks is a bicep checked!! Seriously, how do kids like this come to be? I can’t wait to see him and his teen wife on Maury!
Can we talk about how freakishly long his middle finger is????
White sunglasses and a tapout flat bill really can make anyone look like a badass!!