5 Comments to Who parks like this? A douchebag, that’s who
That’s when you find a wino and pay them to puke in the vehicle. For the little bit it costs it’s well worth it to watch the show afterward. Or if you can’t find a wino use roadkill or dogshit to show your admiration….
Hey Billy Bob, A golden shower would work. I have seen the wino routine before and it really makes a stink you can’t get rid of so that is why I suggested it. Dogshit is also charming for a Douchebag of such talent.
To be honest, I usually spot the cart returns out of the corner of my eye…… and I shove my cart towards them til they slide in, and head on out. I would shove my cart into this puppy and let it clang and crash away. It’s a CART RETURN. If your Jeep gets banged up – then oh freakin well. I’ve got no problem with that.