Who parks like this? A douchebag, that’s who

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5 Comments to Who parks like this? A douchebag, that’s who

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   That’s when you find a wino and pay them to puke in the vehicle. For the little bit it costs it’s well worth it to watch the show afterward. Or if you can’t find a wino use roadkill or dogshit to show your admiration….
Watertender on February 13th, 2013
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   @Watertender your trying to hard. If I saw that I’d just whip it out and piss all over the inside of it. Then go in and tell the store manager to have it towed.
Billy Bob on February 13th, 2013
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   Hey Billy Bob, A golden shower would work. I have seen the wino routine before and it really makes a stink you can’t get rid of so that is why I suggested it. Dogshit is also charming for a Douchebag of such talent.
Watertender on February 13th, 2013
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   To be honest, I usually spot the cart returns out of the corner of my eye…… and I shove my cart towards them til they slide in, and head on out. I would shove my cart into this puppy and let it clang and crash away. It’s a CART RETURN. If your Jeep gets banged up – then oh freakin well. I’ve got no problem with that.
MW on February 13th, 2013
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   @watertender good to know, I’ll keep that in mind if ever the opportunity presenta itself.
Billy Bob on February 14th, 2013

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